First of all, I’d like to say there’s no chance in hell you’d ever read this anyways. But, I have too much time on my hands.
You see, a hurricane is coming to our state, and we haven’t seen one in 26 years. The entire state is fucking terrified, and this is what you say during your public…
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I did a really touristy thing and I got a video made of my jump. There is an unflattering film of me, double chin flapping around my ears going through the G-Force and going ‘oh-my- God’ - and a lot worse!
It was the most exquisite sensation and when I landed on the ground I wanted to do it again. I felt incredibly horny as well, because it’s such the most massive bite out of life and I’m really hungry for more’.
It was the most exquisite sensation and when I landed on the ground I wanted to do it again. I felt incredibly horny as well, because it’s such the most massive bite out of life and I’m really hungry for more’.
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