welcome to australia. bring earplugs for your children.
Fuck that shit, the little cunts can buy their own.
fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole
Oi, fuck face
today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table
ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)
and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air
like you can think i’m lying, i would, but
ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS
BEST GIF SET EVER!!
I really feel like this show is going to portray Sherlock as being desperately in love with a married-and-absolutely-straight man and it’s slowly killing me
now i really don’t know which one’s worse: sherlock who’s regressed to a machine stage again or sherlock who’s trying to keep himself distant again (because he can’t allow himself to be in love with his engaged best friend) but failing miserably
Study Buddy→ A playlist to keep you company whilst you study away. A combination of upbeat songs with some classical and mellow pieces thrown into the mix to keep you focused.
1. Paper Planes - MIA // 2. Harlem - New Politics // 3. Flaws - Bastille // 4. Royals - Lorde // 5. Partita No.6 in E minor, BWV 830. Toccata - Bach // 6. Breezeblocks - alt-J // 7. Lost - Frank Ocean // 8. My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark - Fall Out Boy // 9. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen // 10. America - Imagine Dragons // 11. Pictures - Benjamin Francis Leftwich // 12. Nocturne in E-flat Major, Op. 9, No. 2 - Chopin // 13. Chocolate - The 1975 // 14. Afraid - The Neighbourhood // 15. Team - Lorde // 16. The Cello Song - Bach // 17. Why’d You Only Call Me When Your High? - Arctic Monkeys // 18. Secrets - One Republic // 19. Walking On Sunshine // 20. Atlas Hands - Benjamin Francis Leftwich // 21. Best Day Of My Life - American Authors // 22. Holy Grail - Jay Z feat. Justin Timberlake // 23. Pumped Up Kicks - Foster The People // 24. Clare De Lune - Debussy // 25. Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz // 26. Naive - The Kooks // 27. Say My Name/Cry Me A River - The Neighbourhood // 28. Jumanji - Glass Towers // 29. Hey Soul Sister - Train // 30. Duet - Philip Glass
Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat
*british person voice* “americans drive on the wrong side of the road”
really? because the majority of the world seems to disagree
finally america didnt fuck something up and call it good.
who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock
that could have been a very different picture
how do you make a 14 year old girl in a children’s cartoon this busty and attractive
h o w
Time to be honest
at the age of 14 I was really busty already
so I don’t see any problem with Ty Lee being busty
but yeah she really is way to sexy for a 14 years old
but hey all the Sailor Moon characters on the first season were 14 and looked like they were in their late teens
oops talked to much
lets all give a hand for the poor guy who has yet to fill in, we all cry for you brother
thank you for your prayers, it has been one year and my breasts have filled in quite nicely
This site is full of crazy people
yet you’re here
he’ll say “are you married?” we’ll say “wow those are pretty invasive questions for a snowman”